A friend sent the following joke:"HinJew leaders today conceded the merger of Hinduism and Judaism has
not worked out as planned. Instead of forming a super-religion to
fight off the common Islamic enemy, they have instead created a race
of 900 million people who, no matter how many times they are
reincarnated, can never please their mothers."
This reminded my of another joke another friend told me. He said: "I'm a Cashew. Part Catholic, part Jew. All nuts."
One cannot help but like a fellow that had a good sense of humor about himself!