Today's post from the merry folks over at Tempest In A Teardrop.
Rachel: "Do look, Sigrfried! We're famous."
Siggy, nonchalant: "I've always been famous. I'm Sigfried the Dragonslayer. But how nice for you."
(Note: it was asked whether Sigfried was a famous orphan to make him like another well-known famous orphan with magic. The answer is: No. The original roleplaying game that The Books of Unexpected Enlightenment are based on had stats like: Family, Familiar, Fortune, Fame… John, who was playing Sigfried Smith, designed his character in typical min/max fashion.)
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