"Hurry, get in the car! Timmy fell down the well at the old farm! I'm driving!"
(Edit: I'm adding a second, separate caption...)
"Come with me, if you want to live."
Edited at 2014-06-03 02:02 am (UTC)
Headline: Collie gets collared by a copper!
"Timmy, go stand where I can see you while I back up the car. You know how accident-prone you are," Lassie said. Timmy, stunned that his dog could both talk and drive, went mutely to stand on the porch.
GPS? Who needs GPS? I can smell my way there.
Lassie demands everyone leave before the disaster strikes.
Ack! The car ate the dog! That's what it gets for chasing it.