The aliens' attempt to present themselves as typical humans was limited by their ability to view only selected media from Earth.
It was a little known fact that before the near-extinction of the Gelflings, they were renowned as master chefs.
Being King of the Sprites did not make him immune to wearing matching outfits in the family portraits.
One of the lesser known proponents for the legalization of marijuana, are the munchkins, who are incarcerated at a disproportionate rate due to the need for attire. Indeed, the term " I have the munchies", comes from a reference to the munchkin people.
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In my day you couldn't photograph a single gremlin. I remember sitting in the living room with my camera all night, but the buggers couldn't be caught. The best I ever got was a blurry smudge that may as well have been my thumb. Nowadays they pose for these 'family' photos, it just cheapens it. All my life's work, wasted. But I'll get the last laugh! If only I could remember how to work a camera...
LOL That is hilarious!
(psst... you never posted a winner for this.)