Juss: "Mom! My old gameboy is broken!"
Mommy: "Here let me help you." I poke at the red binoculars he calls his 'gameboy.' "Is that better?"
Juss: "But, Mom, my character's still not moving!"
Mommy: "I'll try again."
Juss: "Now his feet aren't moving!"
Mommy: "I'll change the battery." I poke it again.
Juss, departing: "Great! Thanks, Mom!"
This is the boy who cried at the age of three because he left his invisible skateboard in the car.