I always thought she was being metaphorical when she said she had fish coming out of her ears.
(also, I think you meant caption this, not capture this)
After I wrote it I kept thinking...Did I write capture by mistake? Nah, couldn't have. LOL
If she'd known they were teleportation devices, she'd never have stuck them in her ears.
Even the addition of a neutral third party couldn't help the latest version of pushmi-pullyu resolve its eternal argument.
:I'm a little dolph in one ear you'll have to speak louder!