This week, we had many, many good responses. Several of which really made me laugh out loud. Here at the Wright Household, we could not get a consensus, so we have a tie:
Juss The Elf King's Choice:
A commotion occurred in city hall of Many Connecticut today, when a peeping tom that had bothering the townspeople had been brought to justice by Circe's niece Logistilla (pictured above, center, with two of her friends). When asked by the press on why she changed him into a horse she replied "I always wanted a pony."
Voted the wittiest–when magic fails:
"I'm reporting live from platform 9 and 3/4s…"
Originally posted to Welcome to Arhyalon. (link)