"So... this dunce cap is what I get for shredding your tasteless faux Hunt of the Unicorn tapestry? Hark, do I detect another pseudo-medieval design element?A darkness to fashion's palette? Have at thee!"
"Stick this on the dog. He's the one who lays his head in your lap."
"I like to think of it as more of a Gandolph look."
I couldn't believe they'd named me "Sir Dunce"… until they put the hat on me.