John: "I hate to be more of a burden to you, Dear but…"
Juss (age 9), from up the stairs. "Mom's not a (something I can't hear, sounds like Burden) She's married."
John. "Burden. I said BURden."
Juss. "OOOOoooo. I thought you said virgin."
Originally posted to Welcome to Arhyalon. (link)