Juss, upon receiving a MacDonald’s Happy Meal: “But Mom! I got a girltoy!”
Mom: “I asked for a boytoy.”
Juss: “Well, I got a girltoy.”
Mom: “You were supposed to get a trunk.”
Juss, voice filled with outrage and horrified astonishment, “I got a pony!”
Originally posted to Welcome to Arhyalon.