Juss at the busstop: "I hate school! I just want to talk to Daddy. Daddy makes everything interesting. School is boring!"
Juss: "I want to be homeschooled."
Mommy: "You do realize that would be me. Daddy has to work."
Juss, without so much as pausing: "Not on the weekend! I want to be homeschooled on the weekend!"Welcome to Arhyalon. (link)