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08:15 am: Overheard at the Wright's Household
The Elf King (Justinian) age 6.

Juss: "I have a secret punch and a secret kid Corey doesn't know about."

Mommy: "Oh, really? Where did you get them?" (I wondered if he meant something he learned at Taekwando.

Juss: "He doesn' t know about them unless he's seen Karate Kid 1 and Karate Kid 2."

Mommy: "Which he may have."

Juss, resigned. "Which is why my secret punch and kick may not be secret very long."

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From:juliet_winters
Date:May 21st, 2009 12:46 pm (UTC)
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; )

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From:kalquessa
Date:May 21st, 2009 04:34 pm (UTC)
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I was so disappointed the day I learned the crane kick was not actually a "real" martial art move. *pouts*
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From:carbonelle
Date:May 23rd, 2009 05:42 am (UTC)

Very funny!

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Reminds me of something the Bunnybright said in the car today--

BB: what are those [rectangular depressions on the arm of the car door] for?
Mom: I think they used to be for ash trays.
Dad: People don't use them much anymore: they don't smoke in their car
BB: Why not?
Mom: It stinks everything up
Dad: And it's probably illegal now, too.

[cut: discursion about the odd paradox of wanting to defend smokers despite really loathing cigarette smoke; going on to a summary of Ye Olden Days in which smokers kept (somewhat, and mostly) voluntarily separate; with a digression re: fashion, smoking jackets, etc.; until mom inveighs:]

Mom: It's always like that: Some people think they can abandon all self-control and manners, but then all the other people they offend and irritate band together to vote in laws and the first people all get hit over the head by the Government Stick.

BB: [not missing a beat] Well I would hit the bad people with the Goverment Stick and it would be pointy, too!

Oy!

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From:arhyalon
Date:May 25th, 2009 02:24 am (UTC)

Re: Very funny!

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;-) That's great!
From:xander25
Date:May 23rd, 2009 08:25 pm (UTC)
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You let you kids go to Taekwando? Coolest parents ever! I was never allowed.
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From:arhyalon
Date:May 25th, 2009 02:25 am (UTC)
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Their Taekwando master is sooo cool! He doesn't take any gruff from the infinitely gruffy Juss!
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