Better not let the child protection people hear this.
Luckily, my rather savvy kids were not taken in. ;-)
I was really amused by the Gospel according to Hogwarts, when, recently, John's Hogwart's roleplaying character, Sigfried Smith, saw his first Bible. He got as far as Eve talking to the serpant and declared her a parseltongue.
I am afraid it was a very unimpressive. "That's not true!"