John: "Maybe we should make him a turtle. Turtles are ninja."
Juss, emphastically: "No. Turtles aren’t ninja. Turtles and ninja are completely different."
When asked to explain, he added with hand gestures: "Ninjas throw things, while turtles go s-l-o-w-l-y." (Imagine the acting out of turtles go slowly.)Welcome to Arhyalon. (link)